Smokey Voices

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Have I ever mentioned how much I love ladies with smoky voices?

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I’m in a commercial vehicle- squashed like contraband goods and wondering if I’m still connected to certain body-parts below my waist as I can’t feel anything. I have  ‘I need your love’- Calvin Harris ft Ellie Goulding filtering from my headphones into my mid-cortex and I’m spellbound by the throaty vocal prowess of Ellie (almost like Lana Del Rey). It’s like she is just recovering from a particularly bad case of the  catarrh or something. Yea yea, wrong analogy, sue me. I’m also reminded of my one true crush- Blake Lively.

I remember my introduction to Ms. Lively on screen and as soon as I heard her voice I knew I was a goner. I felt like that guy who just scored his first smooch-rapturous ecstasy. There is also Amber Heard; that super-hot babe from Nicholas Cage’s Drive Angry. She has a pair of gravity-defying buttocks so hot I could eat ice-cream off it, granted it’s a bit on the small side. Right, I should move on to the point of this post instead of revealing how utterly disconcerting my mind truly is. Bless my black heart. Continue reading