December: The End of 2013

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Ah! The 31st day of December. Alas, 2013 is over. (PS today is the very last day of 2013 just in case you were unaware). After today, things start on a metaphorically new slate and some of us that have been real bad are glad for this. Wait, huh! What the….why are you all shouting? Calm your raging titties already, it is not my fault that I have been away from Zibahdom (Zibah+Kingdom) since August. My life has been super exciting (more so than usual). Ohhkay, without giving into my ADD let me gloss over the highlights of Zibah’s December in zero order;

  • I turned 23 (Dec 1). Was dragged to a bar to celebrate and had my buddies turn it into a madhouse when they sang a badly composed birthday song with a fuji vibe.
  • I was raped…willingly (Dec 2): I will probably narrate my ordeal after I “heal” *chuckles*. Or maybe not, my boss somehow got a hold of Zibah’s URL, I wouldn’t want her thinking she works with a psycho. On the other hand, she assured me that she was aware of my loose bolts when she hired me. Still,  I will not want her to take a closer look at said loose bolts).
  • Jail bird: I was arrested- unjustly I might add and had to sleep in a cell with almost 50 other males I do not know from Adam. Yes, it was traumatic (dammit) and I am going to relish writing that particular story. So many awkward shits happened in there.
  • Zibah-Fatigue (Mid Dec):  Momma Zibah collapsed due to stress related issue, Gave us all a mighty ol’ fright. We watch her like a female hawk looking after her baby ‘hawkey’ daddy now.
  • Uglies at a bar (Dec something– can’t remember exact date): I almost caused a bar fight. Long story. I had left my seat for the restroom, I returned to meet a not-so-hot-chick sitting right beside my recently vacated chair with her BFF. Not to bother her obviously lively chat with her girl, I absentmindedly packed my stuffs and made to relocate. Ugly chic assumed I was running from her ugliness and boy did she make a scene….i mean, I didn’t even know her.

Many other stuffs happened; some good, some not so good but all in all, December was pretty much entertaining.

Did (Are) you have (having) an awesome last month of 2013? Do share

PS: Its New Year in New Zealand

Ecstatic Zibah.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZIBAH

On this day some several hundred years ago (or so granny claims), on the field of a battleground on a dark dark night, Zibah was pushed forward to become one with nature by an amazon princess. I was told that after a glance at the midwife who has a face like the butt of a bulldog (I met her once recently) I shrieked in horror and made to crawl back from whence I came. Ah! and the frigid night air made the decision much easier. My baby bum was turning blue. I thus earned the name Zibah meaning ‘mischief like dark chocolate’ (beats me too *shrugs*)

So here is to Zibah, a bloody lazy blogger but a jolly good fellow (Jessie said I should put as*hole instead…..sighs! such an uncouth lady), wishing myself a happy birthday. Don’t ask for my age, the only person that should know (Granny) suffers from selective amnesia so…..enjoy!!!

LET THE PARTY BEGIN….takes of clothes and begins gyrating to Tonto Dike’s “Hi”.

Love y’all
Zibah!