Ah! The 31st day of December. Alas, 2013 is over. (PS today is the very last day of 2013 just in case you were unaware). After today, things start on a metaphorically new slate and some of us that have been real bad are glad for this. Wait, huh! What the….why are you all shouting? Calm your raging titties already, it is not my fault that I have been away from Zibahdom (Zibah+Kingdom) since August. My life has been super exciting (more so than usual). Ohhkay, without giving into my ADD let me gloss over the highlights of Zibah’s December in zero order;
- I turned 23 (Dec 1). Was dragged to a bar to celebrate and had my buddies turn it into a madhouse when they sang a badly composed birthday song with a fuji vibe.
- I was raped…willingly (Dec 2): I will probably narrate my ordeal after I “heal” *chuckles*. Or maybe not, my boss somehow got a hold of Zibah’s URL, I wouldn’t want her thinking she works with a psycho. On the other hand, she assured me that she was aware of my loose bolts when she hired me. Still, I will not want her to take a closer look at said loose bolts).
- Jail bird: I was arrested- unjustly I might add and had to sleep in a cell with almost 50 other males I do not know from Adam. Yes, it was traumatic (dammit) and I am going to relish writing that particular story. So many awkward shits happened in there.
- Zibah-Fatigue (Mid Dec): Momma Zibah collapsed due to stress related issue, Gave us all a mighty ol’ fright. We watch her like a female hawk looking after her baby ‘hawkey’ daddy now.
- Uglies at a bar (Dec something– can’t remember exact date): I almost caused a bar fight. Long story. I had left my seat for the restroom, I returned to meet a not-so-hot-chick sitting right beside my recently vacated chair with her BFF. Not to bother her obviously lively chat with her girl, I absentmindedly packed my stuffs and made to relocate. Ugly chic assumed I was running from her ugliness and boy did she make a scene….i mean, I didn’t even know her.
Many other stuffs happened; some good, some not so good but all in all, December was pretty much entertaining.
Did (Are) you have (having) an awesome last month of 2013? Do share
PS: Its New Year in New Zealand